#5

The Aquatic Design Centre down Great Portland Street: We've Got Crabs Downstairs

Pundemonium!

#4

Albion: Our Business is Rubbish

Pundemonium!

#3

At the Porterhouse in Covent Garden with a few mates, conversation turned towards the horsemeat scandal. My friend, discussing the possiblity of vertical agriculture (building farms upwards in highrises) led to us arguing as to how it would work. Mentioning the possiblity of crowding the animals, I added:

... Sounds like we could end up with Cowschwitz!

Pundemonium!

#2

When I was about fifteen years old I was at a house party with some of my mates and we were hanging about in the back garden, having some beers and a BBQ. A couple of gardens down we started getting some trouble from some other kids and eventually one of them threw a jar of mayonnaise over the fence and it hit out friend Matt in the head. It was a fairly nasty knock and it all kicked off after that.

Later on my Dad came to pick us up from the party and asked us how it was- I told him the story of Matt getting hit in the head with a jar of mayonnaise and, quick as a flash, he said...

... I hope you put a dressing on it...

Pundemonium!

#1

A friend of mine, a strength and conditioning coach for professional athletes, was discussing moving to South Korea to teach rugby and was weighing up the pros and cons of the opportunity; I said...

... sounds like a good Korea move...

Pundemonium!